Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the
names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ’stiff drink’.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
Now, if one considers the fact that there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research, one could conceivably expect that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
